Start My Engine

Well I took a little trip about an hour ago
And my head don’t feel too fine
I drove my car down the open road
Gonna park it where the sun don’t shine

Spend all my money on gas and booze
But the bridge don’t work at all
Yet I feel real queer in second gear
And you know I’m gonna have a ball

Start my engine honey
See it up and do it again
Won’t you start my engine honey
Back up before the fall

Well I drove on down to the end of town
I was doing about 96
Then I crashed my car into Looey’s Bar
I was ??? enough to be real sick

When the cops showed up I had to grease them down
And then I was feeling good
But I know what makes me feel this way
But I guess I know I always should

Start my engine honey
Gonna have a ball
Won’t you start my engine honey
Back up before the fall

Well I told my story to the local ?
She said honey you’re still alive
I don’t want no ? with some skinny kid
I’m gonna take you down deep inside

I said hold on lady what are you trying to pull
Don’t give me no second chance
And in one fast swoop I was in the coup
She had me by the seat of my pants

Start my engine honey
We’re gonna have a ball
Come on and start my engine honey
Back up before the fall

Start my engine honey
We’re gonna have a ball
Come on and start my engine honey
Back up before the fall